From: Tech Weaver In The Sky With Diamonds (theover-powerer@webtv.net)
Subject: Re: [PW!] Anime-niacs, Part 1
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2000/06/24
In article <8j0tt1$s1k$1@nnrp1.deja.com>,
Karnivax <karnivax@my-deja.com> wrote:
"Where's Smasher?" Rush the Growlithe asked as he, Shuriken the Staryu, Cliff
the Clefairy, Ice the Cubone and Zubat the... you know... dashed into the
convention center.
"(Over there!)" Zubat screeched. "(He's heading over to that swap-meet!)"
"(We've got to stop him before he buys something!)" Shuriken commanded.
"(Let's go!)"
"Stand aside, mortal!" Smasher, now Captain Anime-zing, announced as he
elbowed his way through the crowd. "My uncanny anime-senses tell me that the
most expensive, and therefore most valuable, item for sale is at the very
kiosk that I am approuching at this very moment!"
"Grab him!" Rush commanded. Smasher's Pokemon tackled him to the ground.
"We're not going to let you spend your money so frivolously when it could be
much better spent keeping your various body parts intact!"
"Unhand me, beasts!" Captain Anime-zing delcared. "You cannot stop
CAPTAINNNNN ANIIIIIMEEEEEE-ZIIINGGGGGG! from purchasing the most valuable
item at this convention then locking it up in my secret vault in my basement
where it will never see the light of day again!"
>
> > "Now, Eddie, er, Banshee... SUPERSONIC!" ordered Shard. Banshee cut loose with
> > a shreik that couldn't be heard, but could be felt by everyone.
> > Convention-goers curled into near-fetal positions, hands clamped firmly over
> > their ears. Glass shattered, tables broke in half.
Without warning, Rush started howling, Cliff covered his ears and Zubat fell
to the ground.
"(What's going-)" was all Ice could say before the wail of Banshee hit
everyone with full force. The results were devastating.
> "Thanks, Jess, I appreciate the
> help," Shard chuckled. The swift Rocket rolled out of the way as
> Jessica tried to capture him. Before she could make another attempt,
> Shard knocked her to the floor with his shield. Then he stood, swooped
> up the enamored pair of Pikachu, and made a break for it. "Wow, and I
> thought stealing that credit card was easy! Come on, Banshee, move it
> or lose it!" Banshee quickly spat on Kyle and took off after Shard.
>
> Kyle slowly tried to get to his feet. "I had him...I could have
> smashed his face right then and there..."
>
> Cathode took a break from making love to look over the shoulder of
> the retreating Shard at Kyle. "Chuuu..."
>
Captain Anime-zing leapt to his feet.
"That fiend, Proto Man, has caused a disturbance in the very anime convention
that I so conviently am in attendance!" he announced. "He is now fleeing the
scene in what is no doubt part of some sinister plot that has taken or is
taking place in this very convention center! I must now take my Impressive
Anime-Sword of Death and partake justice upon him!" Captain Anime-zing
pulled out an embarassingly large sword from behind his cape and charged at
Shard, yelling, "Have at ye, villain!"
"(Oh, no!)" Shuriken exclaimed. "(We have to stop him before he hurts
someone!)"
"(Like himself,)" Ice added.
"(There's no time to waste,)" Shuriken insisted. "(Let's go!)"
"(Wait! Where's Rush?)" Cliff asked.
"I know you're not into men and all that," Rush said to a girl dressed as
Sailor Uranus. "But I'm not so much a man as I am a dog..."
"(Rush! Let's go!)" demanded Zubat.
"Lay off, man, I'm trying to..." Rush started.
"(Now!)" insisted Shuriken.
"All right, geez," Rush grumbled as he followed the rest of his team. "I'm
telling ya, I was THIS close to a conversion, man!"
To be continued...
