From: Tech Weaver In The Sky With Diamonds (theover-powerer@webtv.net)
Subject: Re: [PW!] Anime-niacs, Part 1
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2000/06/28
In article <8jba6i$36i$1@nnrp1.deja.com>,
Karnivax <karnivax@my-deja.com> wrote:
>
> "What was Kyle thinking, sending an Aerodactyl after a guy with
> two Pikachu?" Shard scoffed. "Shockwave, bring Swoop over there
> down." He prepared to toss Shockwave into the air so the Pikachu could
> strike Grendel with an electric attack of some description. But
> Shockwave was not interested. Even with the heated chase that was
> going on, Shockwave and Cathode were interested only in romance. Shard
> sweatdropped. "This complication I did not foresee..." He turned to
> see Grendel charging up another Hyper Beam from what was now point-
> blank range. He said feebly, "Smirker, when we're plummetting back to
> terra firma, try to aim for that swimming pool down there."
>
> Grendel opened his massive jaws and fired a second Hyper Beam,
> this one even bigger than the last. Smirker made a valiant attempt to
> fly out of the way, but the blast clipped his wing nonetheless.
> Frenzied and in pain, Smirker started to fly much faster...and totally
> out of control. As Smirker erratically bolted toward an indeterminate
> destination, Shard cried, "Looks like Shard's blasting off...uh...for
> the first time eveeerrr!!!" Smirker and his passengers disappeared in
> a star-like twinkle.
>
"Curses!" announced Captain Anime-zing. "The villain has eluded and escaped
me, no doubt with the plunder had ill-gottenly gain from his this very Anime
Convention that I attempted to thwart him in! He is no doubt consolidating
the next part of his fiendish plan in his secret hideout deeeeep in the
bowels of who-knows-where! But, no matter! For now the convention's most
valuable and priceless treasure-like item is my for the purchasing with my
non-infinite wallet filled with various denominations of local currency!
Whoosh! And away!"
"(He's heading for that kiosk again!)" Shuriken said. "(We've gotta stop
him!)"
Smasher's Pokemon chased after him, but they were not fast enough to stop him
in time.
"Give me that item right there, which happens to be the most valuable item at
this kiosk, shop keep!" Captian Anime-zing announced. "I wish to buy said
item as fast as possible, so I will not haggle and you may keep the surplus
tender!"
"I am sorry sir," the overweight man explained. "But it appears that the
item in question has been sold." He took the item off the shelf and into a
paper bag. "If you wish to purchase this item, I am afraid you must inquire
with the item's new and rightful owner."
The shopkeep handed the bag over to a woman dressed as...
"(Sailor Uranus!?)" Smasher's Pokemon exclaimed in unison.
"Sorry, bud," the psuedo Sailor Uranus said. "It's a gift for a friend."
"How dare you?" Captain Anime-zing seethed. "How dare you keep me from the
treasure I here have sought to purchase just moments ago if it weren't for
Proto Man who escaped on his winged dinosaur with his ill-gotten gains? If
you will not give it to me, then I MUST SIMPLY TAKE IT FROM YOU!" He pulled
out a toy ray gun. "Do not FORCE ME TO USE MY
Secret-anatomic-sub-thermo-nuclear-ultimate-impressive-anime-ray-gun-of-death
!" he warned in one breath. "Any last words?"
"Geodude!"
"Huh?" said Captain Anime-zing before a Geodude landed on his head. He
babbled something in Japanese before collasping on the floor in a heap.
"Chronos, return," Uranus commanded. The Geodude returned to its Pokeball in
a flash of red.
"Thanks for helpin' us out, Uranus," Rush thanked.
"No prob," said Uranus. "Anytime I can help a fellow trainer keep from
possibly ruining his career is time worth spending. Here, I'll help you take
him to the Pokemon Center." She helped the semi-conscious Captian to his
feet and held him up. She gave a sour look to Cliff.
"You bought it from a pimp? For shame!"
"Are you my mommy?" Anime-zing said as he was helped out of the convention
center.
"(You told her?)" Cliff exclaimed.
"What can I say?" Rush commented. "I thought I was on a roll."
To be continued...
