From: RobfromVoid (RobfromVoid@prodigy.net)
Subject: Re: [PW!] Taken out on the word GO!
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Date: 2000/06/14
Adrian Tymes wrote:
> "ATTENTION EVERYONE! THE CONTEST IS STARTING! WILL ALL PARTICIPANTS
> PLEASE ASSEMBLE AT THE PODIUM! REPEAT, THE CONTEST IS STARTING, AND WE
> NEED ALL PARTICIPANTS AT THE PODIUM IMMEDIATELY! FAILURE TO SHOW UP
> WILL RESULT IN DISQUALIFICATION! THANK YOU!"
Minax stops punching Splash on various sensitive parts of his body when she hears
the dude on the loudspeaker. She drops Splash's aching body on the ground, and
pulls her Pidgey's Pokeball away from him, as well as the Greatball he stole,
"Hear that? I have to be at the podium immediately and I haven't even registered
yet. Thanks for nothing, Splash." She kicks him in the side, then says, "Oh, and
while you were gone, I located Murasaki. She's somewhere on this beach."
"Mura... saki..." Hearing the name of his one true love spoken out loud gives
Splash the strength to stand up and limp away towards the contest, hoping to find
her, believing that if she entered the contest, she would definitely win and be
easy to find.
With Splash out of the picture, Minax is free of distractions, and able to think
on how to finish her preparations quickly. First, she drops the Pokeball in her
hand on the ground to see if Splash was able to evolve him. When a Pidgey appears
instead of a Pidgeotto, Minax doesn't look surprised at all, "Obviously not. I
have to find out who let that loser into Team Rocket and report him or her to the
Boss." She stares at the Pidgey for a moment, while she formulates an idea. She
pulls out her long skinning knife, "I need your wings for the competition, one
way or another. Hold still and maybe you won't die."
"Pidgey?!" Fluke Pidgey closes his eyes and squawks insanely when he feels the
cold steel of Minax's blade tear into his body. By the time his instincts tell
him that his response to the pain should be "flight" instead of "fight", he is
incapable of flying, and loosing blood fast. "Pidgey... Pidgey..." He always
obeyed Minax's orders so that she wouldn't try to murder him, but now he realizes
that it was all in vain. Right before he passes out, he feels a cloth being
wrapped around his body...
Minax finishes tying her bandages around her now-wingless Pidgey, and examines
the pair of wings that she has torn from his body. She's placed bandages on the
ends of those too, so that blood doesn't hit Omelette the Chansey when she places
them on her costume. Minax calls Fluke the Pidgey back into his Pokeball, hides
the Pokeball, the stolen Greatball she stole from Splash, and Fluke's detached
wings in her sack. She lifts Omelette off the ground and pats the young horrified
Chansey on the back, saying, "Don't be scared, Omelette. I'm pretty sure I'd
never do something like that to you." Minax's words aren't very comforting, but
the Chansey feels comfortable pressed against Minax's warm bosom.
Minax remembers that she has no time to lose before the contest starts. Leaving
her black flip-flops behind so she can run faster, Minax dashes into the first
clothing store she sees on the dock of Porta Vista. She pulls the first white
garment she can find off the clothing racks, then grabs a set of purple
high-heeled shoes, figuring that she should cover up her unpainted toenails with
the preferred footwear of swimsuit models on television. She pulls a bunch of
coins out of her sack and hurls them at the old man behind the register before he
can say "no shoes, no service", then runs out the door, onto the beach.
Sweating because she's doing much more exercise than she's done in a while, Minax
decides to takes a break in an outhouse on the beach. Her break is action packed,
since while she sits in the disgusting small room, she pulls up the white garment
she bought to fashion it into an angel costume for Omelette. She is taken aback
when she sees what the garment is, "How am I going to make an angel costume out
of panties? What am I saying? There's no time to talk to myself..."
Five minutes later, Minax steps out of the outhouse, wearing a purple bikini that
is way too tight for her voluptuousness, so it is barely containing her flesh.
She is holding a small angelic Chansey with one hand and her newly bought
high-heeled shoes in the other. Omelette is wearing a white robe that has two
Pidgey wings coming out of the costume's back. Minax sees the registration booth
further down the beach, so she sprints over there, kicking up sand that hits
people on the beach in the face. She leans forward towards the man in the booth,
pressing her breasts together for maximum cleavage.
With an innocent sounding sweet voice, Minax says, "Hi, my name's Minnie. I know
I'm a little late, sir, but I would be VERY grateful if you sign me up for the
contest that's starting right now..." She bats her eyelashes and pouts her lips,
"Pleeeease?"
"Uh, sure, no problem, I..." When the man working for Team Rocket who's attending
the booth says this, Minax continues her dash down the beach. The man scratches
his head, "That Minnie girl sure looks a lot like that mean girl from Team Rocket
that I met in Celadon City, but I seriously doubt she'd ever wear something like
that..." He scribbles the name onto his notepad, and looks around for other
newcomers. After all, the more people who sign up, the more Pokemon that can be
stolen.
When she arrives at the stage, Minax runs backstage where the swimsuit contest's
other contestants are getting ready for the contest, by either grooming
themselves or their dressed up Pokemon. She sits down in a corner to put on her
newly-bought purple high-heeled shoes, and glances around to see who her
competition is, trying to find people she recognizes, and more importantly,
trying to find anyone who might recognize her. She only has one small weapon
concealed within her tiny purple bikini, so she wouldn't want to deal with any of
the people who consider her their enemy right now.
-Minax
